Wednesday, May 14, 2008

OneNote rules. And rocks.

So I tried OneNote today and I am just blown away to the farthest galaxy *lebay* on the awesomeness of Microsoft OneNote. It saves hard disk space and saves time wasted on searching for documents, you can type anywhere, and lots of other cool stuff. Even record audio or video! Even take screenshots! Oh yeah, its reaaaally good. This is very sexy for someone who needs some help with organization like moi.

Hari yang pendek berarti gua gak bisa cerita banyak. Tapi ada sih kejadian yang sedikit menyesakkan, kalo emang dugaan gua bener. *emangnya peramal* . Jadi waktu kelas belajar-sendiri-sendiri-dengan-"diam", gua duduk di sebelah Mai Tsukamoto, Sayaka Yomitani ama Hitomi Okitama. Si Satsuki Kurahara ama Misa Hasebe mau duduk berdua di meja dobel di sebelah kiri gua. Waktu gua ngomong ama si Sayaka soal Business, kayaknya yang gua denger, si Misa nawarin Satsuki duduk di bagian kanan, biar kami duduknya berdekatan, gitu. Terus si Satsuki gak mau, akhirnya Misa yang di kanan, Satsuki di kiri. Gua tau ini asbun cuma ini menandakan bahwa Satsuki masih jijieun ma gua. Jadi gua hampir depresi lagi (untung gua ga jadi emo.). yah begitulah hidup mesti SABARRRR. Entah ampe kapan dah.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Monday. Yay.



Yes, the rules still apply, I'll alternate between English and Indo on each paragraph =P. So anyways, I got a lil' bit late because of some HRM issues on person logistics, so then my mother drove me to school. By extreme luck I was able to set foot on the lobby of my school exactly 7 seconds before the morning bell rang. Oh wow. I realized there weren't many people in homeroom this morning; maybe they're still suffering cos of EE. Pity them. I already finished. Today. at 12:30 AM. That's why I slept on the way back home ;P

Gua akan susah ngelupain kejadian yang sangat autis waktu period IT tadi. Yang mulai sih si Mitsunobu Sekiguchi, maklumlah orangnya aneh bin ajaib. Jadi sebelum bel kelasnya bunyi dimatiin lampu kamar labkom semuanya terus kita semua sembunyi di kolong meja kaya mo siap gerilya. Gua ama si Mikiko Kurozawa cuma berdiri di satu tempat yang gak kelihatan waktu ngintip dari jendela di pintu masuknya. Sayangnya, gua nih orangnya bakal jadi hantu penasaran kalo wafat, jadi gua penasaran ngintip apa ada Pak Ben apa kaga. Mungkin gara2 gua ngintip itu jadi ketauan, jadi ya dia buka pintu, nyalain lampu, ngomong "crazy(edan kalian)" terus kita semua keluar dari persembunyian sambil nyanyi lagu ulang tahun, padahal udah jelas2 hari Senin yang penuh keluhan dan umpatan karena males sekolah bukan ultahnya. Halaaaah. Angkatan gua emang edan2 semua kadang2. Dan dari semua yang edan2 gua satu2nya yang layak mendapat gelar Si Autis Tulen *kegeeran*. Ada sih autis satu lagi, si Ara Wakkanai, tapi kayaknya bahkan dia gak akan bisa ngebandingin gua deh *geer lagi*

So on break time I decided to be an economist and cut my breakfast costs by bringing last night's martabak from home. No, not the one deep-fried with meat and duck eggs, the sweet one, with excessive butter and even more excessive chocolate sprinkles. I also bought last night's kerak telor, from a street vendor in Tanah Abang, and I thought I was gonna save it for lunch, but then at lunch time I decide It's better if I just eat it at home as an evening snack. Oh well. Also, it seems that Naoki Akimoto was so pissed at someone today, he looks like he can box out with Mike Tyson anytime, so I decided to back off before he accidentally unleashes his mushroom cloud on me.

Selain kejadian autis di labkom, ga banyak yang terjadi. Gua habis nonton uber cup dan menyesal, kenapa Indonesia lawan Belanda, udah "kayak garuk pantat" (Yagami Sechibaru) aja buat kita. :P Bagi yang mengerti cara diagram venn bekerja, tolongin gua. Soalnya meskipun guru mat kita yang tercinta gak masuk hari ini, masih ada kemungkinan gua ada tes probability, dan ada 3 bagian yang dia belum jelasin ke kelas gua. Stress. Udah gitu ada esai latihan Inggris buat persiapan exam 2 MINGGU LAGIIII ZOMGWTFBBQGRILL *disiram pake ember* Ah betapa bahagianya kehidupan seorang murid IB....mana kehiupan asmara lagi ancur2nya, oh hebat sekali. Gua harus tahan, karena kalo gua ga tahan dan bersabar, ntar tahan BAB ato kencing aja gak becus.....

Friday, May 9, 2008

Friday: No frying pans today.

As my (technically) first blog entry, I decided that I'm gonna switch between Indo and English for each paragraph, so the paragraph after this is gonna be in Indo. I know this sounds autistic but that's just jolly good for me. Muahuahuahuahua. Okay, here we go.

Pagi ini supir gua telat lagi.....padahal orang kan biasanya bilang TGIF: Thank God It's Friday alias Amin Udah Hari Jumat, tapi walhasil gua hampir telat dengan perbedaan 3 menit kurang...whew. Hari ini ulang tahun si Naohisa Wara (*ehemnamadisamarkanehem*) , dan saking kayanya dia (dasar anak Tanah Abang) bawa bukan cuma satu tapi DUA kue buat dilahap siapa saja yang lapar karena mati kebosanan ato yang tak-bernyawa-hingga-dikasi-yang-manis-manis. Seperti biasa, si Amami Motomiya tidak hadir di momen-momen menegangkan dimana lapsian paling luar kue keju yang dalamnya dikasi semacam Oreo akan berciuman dengan gigi pisau plastik khusus pemotong kue. Padahal 2 tahun yang lalu, saat kami semua masih naif dan bejat, ia termasuk prajurit MaHaSaPu
(Makan laHap Sampe Puas) yang amat setia dan berbakti; kami sebagai prajurit yang bangga akan meng"kaca"kan mata hingga guru kami bersedia membolehkan kita melahap dan menyerbu dua makanan kesayangan kami: MIE GORENG dan MIE KUAH (tanpa kuah tentunya, kalo pake, bakalan repot dibawa2). Yah, terserah dialah mau ngapain, gua sih males ngurusin orang....ohohohoho.

Sometime later, after all of us had some yummy cake and a relatively happy tummy, our English teacher lifted our prison sentence known as homework (also under the pseudonym of schoolwork), because she shared with us the sympathy of preparing for Extended Essay which is due NEXT MONDAY (*screams in background*) and a math test THE NEXT DAY (*chokes self in BG*). After a while Kimura Ijuuin played with his "special" lighter, which did this really awesome thing of shotting out a flame with a whopping height of 15 cm (normal lighters go as far as 5 cm). Then our teacher had an idea; what happens when some kinda gas is sprayed when the lighter was lighted? And so the tried. I kept at a safe distance of roundabout 2 or 3 m, and it *sort of* worked after a few trials. I mean, the gas was visible and all, and it made this sorta whooshing sound, BUT! as a consequence, the whole room got very odorous by this...gas that's sorta stinging my nose very uncomfortably, and thus we searched for a breath of fresh air by opening the door and windows XP (Xtra Pronto). A couple of minutes later Yagami Sechibaru decided to play this text-twisting game ( I forgot the name) as a sign of temporarily abandoning ship the assignment that was given.

Waktunya makan siang, dan gua makan katsudon dari vendor yang jual makanan Jepang. katsunya digoreng sembari dengan telor, jadi kayaknya telornya dikocok terus dicampur ama katsunya, abis itu digoreng. Enak sih enak, cuma gak bikin sepenuhnya kenyang dan oh teganya mereka dengan dagingnya; tipis banget katsunya, udah gitu kecil lagi, belum lagi harganya ga sepenuhnya setara ama kualitasnya! halaah. tapi ga papa , yang penting kenyang dan hati senang, tralalala. Maen badminton, abis itu MATIMATIka, yang mempelajari kemungkinan bahwa Toshihiro Mori akan telat dateng dalam jangka waktu sekiansekiansekian untuk masuk ke kelas, yang akhirnya tak terwujud, dan ia datang tepat waktu dengan seragam *lumayan* rapi. Kebetulan hari ini ade kelas kita sedang menangis minta pulang karena terjebak di cengkraman Puncak yang disamarkan dengan aktivitas bernama 'Retreat', walhasil kami, anak Grade 11, secara teknis menjadi penguasa seluruh sekolah dari hari rabu sampai hari ini! Ah, indahnya dunia tanpa adik kelas yang terlalu sering menyebalkan.

And now I'm here, back at my humble abode, after eating a portion of my favorite indomie goreng, waiting for my lil brother and Ma to come back home from the salon. So I guess that's that, that and that then this to that and that. Smell ya all later; im doing some salsa with my EE tonight, which is honestly the most s**tiest assignment so far, second only to final exams, roundabout 365 days after today.



Regards from the schizophrenically psychotic AND autistic retard,
Yoga Pradana A.K.A. DrVoltsPerSecond